For this book report, I’ve decided to adapt a third grade Book Report Form I found online. Let’s get to it. Title of Movie: United Passions Writers: Frédéric Auburtin, Jean-Paul Delfino Director: Frédéric Auburtin Setting – Where does the story take place? Somewhere between Dante’s third and fourth circles of hell. That is, squarely between […]

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First Book Report Bet – The Guardian, starring Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutchner

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The best novels have deeper themes lurking beneath the surface of their plots. In addition, as a local desert sheriff tells us in the opening beats of Rubber, “[a]ll great films, without exception, contain an important element of ‘no reason.’” Rubber astoundingly digs deeps for incredibly poignant themes while managing to also boil over with […]

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Learn about the next best thing in prop bets!

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